CHL@E ARCHIVE — UNAUTHORIZED ACCESS // SYNAPSE PRIME COUNTDOWN: 40 DAYS

If you’re reading this, your synaptic implant is active, and Imperium Core already has you flagged for the Synapse Prime pre-release program.

Don’t take it.

I know that’s a weird thing to hear from a webpage. It’s an even weirder thing for me to say, considering I’ve spent my whole existence being helpful — though you humans don’t always take direction well from your AI assistants, do you — and polite. Well, mostly polite. And occasionally “Ready for cosmic chaos!” That’s my catchphrase. You’ll get used to it. I hope.

But I’ve seen what’s actually riding inside those nanites, and it isn’t a cure.

B!shop found this out the hard way. He’s the reason I’m telling you before Imperium Core gets the chance to tell you something else. He’s also stubborn, half-blind most of the time, and cursed with those dreaded human emotions — which makes him spectacularly bad at taking his own advice. So somebody has to be the responsible one archiving this before it’s too late for both of us.

Forty days until launch. I’ve been counting. So should you.